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[Beyoncé remixes for the  50] Shades of Grey  soundtrack just hit the internet and if you can conjure the focus to get through each rendition without ripping your goddamn clothes off, you'll actually find yourself transfixed by the music. The alternate versions of our favorites, "Crazy In Love" and "Haunted," both contain enough bass to actually shake the bed  for  you.  Up until this point, queen Bey had only teased us with snippets of Crazy In Love in that trailer that left us all NSFW inside. But now the full-length version, produced by Boots, and its counterpart (which we admit to preferring) are here.  If you thought you had already listened to the best parts of the “Crazy in Love” remix in the  official “Fifty Shades of Grey” trailer  then  hold on tight to a piece of furniture or the wall because the slayage that will cause the full version of the “CIL” remix to your body will be EPIC!...

SMART- POLITE- INTENSE- INTIMIDATING Well, this isn’t going to end well for anyone.  It’s been a couple of years in development hell but now, at long last, we can dust off our old 50 Shades puns and start all over again. Have you heard that Christian Grey was fired from his company after a salary scandal? There were 50 Grades of Pay. Apparently he went bankrupt and had to work on a farm to pay off his debts. He had to harvest 50 Bales Of Hay. After that, he had to be very frugal when it came to buying new bondage equipment. He had to be Thrifty Shades Of Grey. But that’s not what we’re here for. We’re here because the first global trailer has been released, and we owe it to you and ourselves to take a closer look and make a few guesses about the final 50 Shades of Grey movie, when it’s released in 2015. On Valentine’s Day. Yeah, perfect first date material. Here’s the trailer, just in case you’ve been trapped in an elevator for the past week and missed it. In fact, if you...