20 of the most brutal jokes at the Bruce Willis Comedy Central Roast
Dinged for his bald head, mediocre music, and Oscar-free career of playing cops and ex-cops, Bruce Willis became the latest target of Comedy Central’s annual roasts on Saturday. Even his ex-wife Demi Moore joined in on the abuse. After enduring a barrage of off-color yuks from roasters like Kevin Pollak, Edward Norton, Cybill Shepherd, Lil Rel Howery, and Martha Stewart, Willis got an earful from Moore, who was brought out as a surprise guest for the roast that was taped at the Hollywood Palladium. Though visibly nervous, Moore seemed to enjoy making fun of her 12-year union to Willis while their three daughters — Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah — clapped and howled from the audience. “I was married to Bruce for the first three Die Hard movies, which makes sense because the last two sucked,” Moore quipped. “Bruce considered the end of our marriage his biggest failure. Bruce, don’t be so hard on yourself, you had much bigger failures. Planet Hollywood, Huds...