The 10 Best, Blackest, Messiest and Ugliest Moments From Aretha Franklin's Epic Marathon Homegoing!
1. At 3:30 p.m. Friday afternoon—a time which was already 30 minutes past the very optimistic target ending time on the agenda for Aretha Franklin’s homegoing—my wife and I left the house during Rev. Jesse Jackson’s speech to buy a mattress for a bed delivered to us the day before. When we returned two whole-ass hours later after buying a whole-ass mattress, I joked about turning the TV back on to see if the funeral was still airing. “ Of course not ” I thought to myself, as I clutched the remote, assuming perhaps that Baby Boy —which I think BET is contractually obligated to air once every seven hours—would be on instead. Ha! Nope. It was Rev. Jasper Williams Jr. (much, much, much, much, much, much more on him later) delivering the eulogy, and he’d apparently just gotten started. Which meant they still needed to get through him, Gladys Knight, Stevie Wonder and Jennifer Holliday. Wow. When the story...